Total Medals Earned: 344 (From 27 different games.) Total Medal Score: 3,535 Points
Medals Earned: 11/17 (275/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Nuke Sydney
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 9 horses
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 5/14 (50/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 4/8 (50/230 points)
Complete the tutorial.
Punch the geek.
Finish the first level.
Swiftly hide through the halls of the school.
What are you staring at?
Alter the test.
Complete the game without using passwords.
Complete the game without being caught.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/270 points)
get to lvl 9
Get the bad ending
get to level 28
vote on 3 maps
get to level 22
Vote on 33 maps
beat an explore campaign
Get the good ending
Vote on 333 maps
Medals Earned: 6/20 (40/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Blow up a jeep
Get punched by a banana
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 8/10 (115/150 points)
Support Pico Day
Evade "A" freezing death
Find the erotic scene in the Character Info Menu
Gigantor survives the battle
"Parry" the attack to save the Alien
Mindchamber survives the battle
Medals Earned: 3/9 (20/280 points)
Dying can be a very disorienting experience. Good thing there's a tutorial conversation!
Find your first host and possess it.
Talk to every person in the hotel at least once, as anyone.
Possess everyone in the hotel at least once. Except for the guy on the toilet, he doesn't count.
Narrow the list of suspects down to one. The end is near!
Talk to everyone in the hotel as Orvall.
Sarah was right